Sailor's Mouth Yoga

Drink. Swear. Stretch.

Sailor's Mouth Yoga

Sat, October 7, 2017

2:00 pm

$10.00

This event is 18 and over

Sailor's Mouth Yoga
Sailor's Mouth Yoga
Welcome to fuckin' yoga, bitches!

Now, if that deeply offended you, you are in for a rough ride. That's what we do. We swear. A lot. And get bendy.

We stretch, get fit & limber, while throwing down some major cuss words. Each 30 minute class will feature a series of various yoga positions that will work your muscles and relax you while you bust out some of your favorite swear words. You might even learn a few!

If you are a fan of swearing & working on your fitness, you are going to love Sailor's Mouth Yoga.


Frequently Asked Questions

Are you serious? Do you actually do yoga and swear?
Yes and yes! There is no experience necessary and we will guide you through a set of yoga poses that are great for strength and flexibility while we use cuss words.

Are there minimum age requirements?
Please 18+. We are going to be drinking and swearing while doing yoga. Please do not bring your baby. Even if they are the coolest baby ever, we just don't want to be responsible for teaching little Timmy a new cuss word.

Do I need to bring anything to these events?
Please bring your own yoga mat. Otherwise, you'll be forced to use a towel we found in a strip club parking lot. You really don't want that. Trust us.
Venue Information:
The Loft.
414 E. Michigan Avenue
Lansing, MI, 48933
http://theloftlansing.com/